Sunday, September 10, 2006

A Chicago jury that included daytime gabber-diva-princess-rich lady-spirit rememberer Oprah Winfrey has returned a guilty verdict in the murder case of 27-year old Dion Coleman.

Oh-o-whoa-o-Oprah is now developing a “Very Special Show” next week, “in which she'll bring along her fellow jurors, one of whom described being with Winfrey as ‘a lot of fun; it was like being on her show.’" Oh my god, I always thought that serving on a murder trial would be just like watching a Jennifer Aniston interview! What state is this? Ugogirl?

Winfrey told reporters outside the courthouse, "I think it was an eye-opener for all of us. It's a huge reality check; there's a whole other world going on out there…When your life intersects with others in this way, it is forever changed."

Right on, right on.

I just hope the other jurors received mommy makeovers, Kiehl's gift boxes, caramel popcorn and defrosted hamburger buns saturated with maple syrup.